Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just cant wait till christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin up high, slippin down low
Lovem and leavem on with the show

Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital s
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I cant have it
But I want it, it dont matter
She got it, but I cant get it
I want a mistress for christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin high, slippin low

He got it, I want it
They got it, I cant have it
I want it, dont matter
She got it, and I cant get a -
Mistress for christmas

You know what Im talkin about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells