The same ones that Im drowning in.
You lead your casual slaughters,
And Im the one who helps you win.

Youve got your grand piano.
You dont even play piano.
Im the one who plays piano.
You dont even play piano.

You part the waters,
The same ones that Im thirsty for.
You invite your friends to tea,
But when its me you lock the door.
Youve got your credit cards,
And you thank your lucky stars.
But dont forget the ones who foot the bill.

Youve got your grand piano.
And you dont even play piano.
Im the one who plays piano.
You dont even play piano,
But you part the waters.