I don't wanna go out with you tonight
I just wanna stay home and fight
Nothing sounds more fun than what we do
Can't imagine more fun with you
Do I remember what fun you can be
No--it's been too long since you had it with me
Why would I want to have a good time
When we can stay home and not spend a dime
It's always fun to be with you
And never have anything to do
Why go out when we can fight
It's what we're used to every night