(wood, stewart)

Sweatin hard, I didnt get a shot
All I did was stand around and get too hot
Knowin all the people walkin on my side
Losin all my money and Im getting tired
Ol bill he come a-runnin like hes gettin some
Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun
I dont mind, but he wants my lady too

You know the crowd gets bigger as the word goes round
Pool hall king was playin back in town
Minnesota fats standin up at the back
Tryin to hide himself in a plastic mack
You ought to hear the silence when the kid walks in
His reputations bigger than gasoline
I dont mind but hes tryin to fill my lady too
Pool hall richard, youre far too wicked we know
Pool hall richard, kid youre wicked, we know
You broke my heart
Same as you could ever do
With your yellow carnation and your pink satin shoe
You make me jealous but I worship you
One day soon Im gonna beat you clean
Wipe that smile right off your chin
Everybody gonna drive from miles around
Cuein up to see me take away your crown
Then youll never never ever take my lady then

Pool hall richard, youre far too wicked we know
Pool hall richard, kid youre wicked, we know
You broke my heart
Same as you could ever do
Dig this
Bam goes the brown, thats another one down
Know they play much better when the sun goes down
Bang goes the green, youre so obscene
Your hands are dirty but your scent is clean
Bam goes the blue, lock away your cue
The pool hall king is hustlin you
Bam goes the 8-ball, didnt see it spin at all
This kid can play, oh yeah

Bam goes the brown, ooh another one down
Know they play much better when the sun goes down
Bang goes the green, youre so obscene
Your hands are dirty, your scent is clean
Damn the pink, one more to sink
Gonna beat you someday cause youre makin me sick
Down on the black, at the back of the pack
Aw, you nearly missed, you aint so hot

Pool hall richard, kid youre wicked, we know
You broke my heart
Same as you could ever do
Youre breakin my heart
But youre stealin my tart
Shut up