Bill grundys intro:

I have never seen five thousand yobbos in my life
I promise you Im only going to speak to you now
For a few seconds
But a bit later Im going to tell you
About how I made the fortune of punk rock
Since I think that music starts with johann sebastian bach
And ends with franz schubert
Youre going to have to listen a bit later
About my interview on television
The first theyd ever had
Bad language
See you later
Enjoy yourselves