That party hasn't started till there's spike
in the punch.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

More ups and downs than a trampoline.
Lets coke like we're vacuums and dance
our troubles away before we drive our cars
off bridges.
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls.
Lets pry her ribs open and bathe in her chest.

I'm the life of the party until I sober up.
And when they find her on the shore they'll
say, "That shark that got her was an
efficient killer."

Some things are better left unsaid.
Some things are better off dead.
The party hasn't started till there's
spike in the punch.
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls.
I'm the life of the party until I sober up.
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls.