Well I heard john say, man, shes my gal
I heard another say, man, she my pal
Well john jumped up, then he screamed
Well-shes may gal, man, and that I mean

Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?
(jump...go cats go, all you cats cool it, etc.)

Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john? (jump...more of dickies adlibs)

Well I heard john say, man, shes my gal
I heard another say, man, she my pal
Well john jumped up, then he screamed
Shes may gal, man, and that I mean

Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights were low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?
(jump...go-go-go john go, etc.)

Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?