I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath The Mistletoe
Last Night
He Didn't See Me Creep
Down The Stairs To Have A Peek
[mike Screams "oh God!"]
He Thought I Was Up In The Bedroom Fast Asleep

Then, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath The Christmas Tree Last Night
There Must Be Some Mistake
Was I Really Awake?
I Move In Closer, But Better Look Away

[mike And Billie Make Barfing Noises]