Sit around and watch the tube but, nothings on
Change the channels for an hour of two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
Im sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And Im fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
Im so damn bored Im going blind !!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell cant do it by myself
Im feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key

Sit around and watch the phone, but no ones calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she dont like the one shes got
When masturbations lost its fun
Youre fucking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
Im so damn bored
Im going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say, quit or Ill go blind.
But its just a myth