I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan lyrics
Half Man Half Biscuit
Listen now ! I Was A teenage Armchair Honved Fan Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
Listen now ! I Was A teenage Armchair Honved Fan 
