Rod Hull Is Alive - Why? lyrics


Half Man Half Biscuit


A doyen of Topiary once told me,
That one day he would like to grow a maze,
It seemed to be quite logical
That this should be his wish.
And with that
We both went our separate ways.
They said you died at 7:00 ("seven") due to something in your head.
I asked the Sister why it wasn't someone else instead!
Tonight I cry myself a bath of tears and ask the world,
"Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!?"
I heard a palace spokesman mention Sarah.
Said she'd known the groins of Jaques LaFitte.
She's well-prepared to be a standard-bearer.
As pure as the proverbial driven sleet!
Halfway up the reekin' with an empty flask of tea,
A fog descends and takes away my visibility.
Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!
And I wonder if they'll bring back
National Service and the Birch
And I wonder must I doubt if
They'll ever bring back The Watney Cup

Albums

Half Man Half Biscuit - Cammell Laird Social Club
Half Man Half Biscuit -  Cammell Laird Social Club

- CSI: Ambleside
 -  CSI: Ambleside

- Back in the Dhss
 -  Back in the Dhss

Half Man Half Biscuit - This Leaden Pall
Half Man Half Biscuit -  This Leaden Pall

- Editors Recommendation
 -  Editors Recommendation

- Saucy Haulage Ballads
 -  Saucy Haulage Ballads

Half Man Half Biscuit - McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt
Half Man Half Biscuit -  McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt

Half Man Half Biscuit - Some Call It Godcore
Half Man Half Biscuit -  Some Call It Godcore

Half Man Half Biscuit - Cammell Laird Social Club
Half Man Half Biscuit -  Cammell Laird Social Club

Half Man Half Biscuit - Achtung Bono
Half Man Half Biscuit -  Achtung Bono