If You're A Cowboy I Would Trail You,
If You're A Piece Of Wood I'd Nail You To The Floor.
If You're A Sailboat I Would Sail You To The Shore.
If You're A River I Would Swim You,
If You're A House I Would Live In You All My Days.
If You're A Preacher I'd Begin To Change My Ways.

Sometimes I Believe In Fate,
But The Chances We Create,
Always Seem To Ring More True.
You Took A Chance On Loving Me,
I Took A Chance On Loving You.

If I Was In Jail I Know You'd Spring Me
If I Was A Telephone You'd Ring Me All Day Long
If Was In Pain I Know You'd Sing Me Soothing Songs.

Sometimes I Believe In Fate,
But The Chances We Create,
Always Seem To Ring More True.
You Took A Chance On Loving Me,
I Took A Chance On Loving You.

If I Was Hungry You Would Feed Me
If I Was In Darkness You Would Lead Me To The Light
If I Was A Book I Know You'd Read Me Every Night

If You're A Cowboy I Would Trail You,
If You're A Piece Of Wood I'd Nail You To The Floor.
If You're A Sailboat I Would Sail You To The Shore.
If You're A Sailboat I Would Sail You To The Shore


[thanks To Franco "fairyking" Lai (queencrownjewels@gmail.com) For These Lyrics]