Im a human being now but I used to be a pig
til they shortened up my nose
And they made me wear a wig
Im afraid the things on piggy farm
Will never be the same
Since they picked me for this job
And they stuck me with a name
Its a name, its name,
Who ever heard of a pig with a name like

Meridian leeward - thats my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
Im a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
And they dont suspect a thing
You look like a person but you know youre a pig

Im not afraid of dying
From some mad mans gun or knife
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
Im not a piggy anymore and I dont share that dread
The other day for breakfast I ate half of uncle fred
I wonder who ate the other half of fred?

I think Id rather be a cop
I think thats what Id like to be
Id show you people a thing or two
If a man in blue starts beating on you
Look out cause it might be me
You look like a cop but you know youre a pig