Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she dont mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
Theres nothing wrong
Theres nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I dont mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
Theres nothing wrong
Theres nothing wrong with her head

So what if were making a scene now
You know she dont give a shit
When shes pawin and grabbin on me now
You know I dont mind a bit
Its all good and we
Aint gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we dont care

She aint no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
Im the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
Theres nothing wrong
Theres nothing wrong with my head