Everybody says they wanna be my friend
Gimme that smile all over again
Shut your mouth now and give it a rest now
Come on baby now and kiss my ass
Cause Im crying, over again.

Everybody tells me that this is it
Im telling you baby, it dont mean shit.
Im sorry Ive started to sound real crass now,
Come on, come on, come on, come on come on baby,

(chorus)
Well come on little baby
Wont you cut the chitter chatter
Come sit here on daddys lap and wont you tell me whats the matter.
Come on everybody, mix your vinegar with honey
Make your future so exciting if youd only stop your whining.

Im a first class son of a bitch
How Id really like to grant your wish
Im afraid little darling, it just wont pass
Now, come on baby now and kiss my ass
Cause Im crying over again.

Youre pushing too hard, youre pushing on me
Youre pushing too hard, _____________________
Youre pushing too hard, youre pushing too hard on me

Oh I really want to have some fun, _________________________

Youre pushing too hard (5 times)
Over and over (5 times)

(chorus)

Im so excited I can barely speak
If you show me a chicken, Ill show you a geek.
Youve heard all about my dubious past now
Come on baby now and kiss my ass

Cause Im crying, over and over and over again.
(repeat)