Ill do you sexual favors
But Im not into those sexual flavors
Sometimes I wish I was braver
Im vanilla
I know about ropes and whips
Handcuffs and nipple clips
Thats something Im gonna skip
Im vanilla
If I really get into you
Maybe Ill sing a different tune
But i´m timid, Im telling you
Im vanilla
People should do in bed
Whatever pops into their heads
But talk to me before planning ahead
Its gotta be mutual
So youre into discipline
It turns you on the more I sting
Youre liberal, but fantasize right-wing
Im vanilla
Youd like some skinhead boy
To be your bootlickin bedroom toy
Thats fine if it brings you joy
Im vanilla
Im happy to fantasize
Do whatever might arise
But even though I like surprises
Im vanilla
You know Ill never be
As kinky as you want me to be
If thats not enough variety
Tie someone else to your bedpost