[this is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. but I can at least tell you what the individual bits are...]

Would you like some sweets, willy? what would you like then?

Can I have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please?

Come on, auntie, well miss the bus!

B.l.t. mr and mrs j a(? ) summers.

Heres bertie(? )!

L.s.d.

Its the new money, you know.