Its been raining for a long time and I cant seem to stand
She left about an hour ago and so did the band
Im sitting at the bar, my face in the jar
And something tells me Im twisted

Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
Something tells me Im twisted

People are looking hazy and people are looking dim
Id go for help if I could find the way I came in
I feel in clover, its time to keel over
Something tells me Im twisted

Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
Something tells me Im twisted

Heres the one to lay you out with charlie in the trough
This ones got your name on it written in the froth
Draining the dregs, Im running out of legs
And something tells me Im twisted

Whoa ho, Im sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
Something tells me Im twisted
Whoa ho, sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
Something tells me Im twisted