oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say
you're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now
It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say
if you go, I go with you
if you stay, I'll wait
if you don't know, I consider this a date
I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away
I tried to think, another drink, might help me
It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say
if you go, I go with you
if you stay, I'll wait
if you don't know, I consider this a date
Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling