Tell Automatic Slim
Tell Razor-totin' Jim
Tell Butcher knife-totin' Annie
Tell Fast-talkin' Fannie
When the fish heads fill the air,
They'll be snuff juice everywhere
Down to the Union Hall
We're goin' to pitch and bawl
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long
All night long, all night long
All night long, all night long

Tell Fast-talkin' Fred
Tell Abyssinian Red
Tell Snake and Box-Car Pete
Everybody's gonna meet
We gonna fuss and fight 'till midnight
We gonna jump and shout 'till daylight

We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long
All night long, all night long
All night long, all night long

Tell Automatic Slim
Tell Razor-totin' Jim
Tell Butcher knife-totin' Annie
Tell Fast-talkin' Fannie
When the fish heads fill the air,
They'll be snuff juice everywhere
We're goin' to pitch and bawl
Down to the Union Hall
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle
All night long