Late at night, youre hungry
Youre craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call

Olive or anchovy
Perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, weve got it all

Near, far, Ill jump in my car
You just call in your order and Im gone
You know, we hand toss our dough
Just tell me what you want and the toppings will go on and on

Deep dish, whatever you wish
Even get two for one with a coupon
You must try our special crust
But just dont eat too fast or your heartburn will go on and on