I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning dna
Now Im being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit its kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I dont think Ill be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves... theyre really not all bad

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let t. rex out of his pen
Im afraid those thingsll harm me
cause they sure dont act like barney
And they think that Im their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure aint no e-ticket
Think Ill tell them where to stick it
cause Im never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no