I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
Im just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now Im trying to avoid, yah Im trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patients fading fast
Complications have set in
Dont know how long hell last

Let me see, that i.v.
Here we go - time to operate
Ill pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Heres a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

Its a fact - Im a quack
The disgrace of the a.m.a.
cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time