Oh, Ive really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So lets throw another fire on the logs

Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine columbian lima beans
Dynastic and elastic, its all made out of plastic
Theres nobody here but us frogs

Id like to find a girl who really cares
About the size of my nasal hairs
She could feed bananas to the dogs

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple
Where all the ants look like people
Nutritious and delicious, its even surreptitious
Theres nobody here but us frogs

They say Im crazy
But I couldnt care less
Why dont they leave me alone
Cant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill
Bein mentally ill, yes I do
They seem to think its a crime
But its a pleasure sublime, oh yes

Thats why Im happy here inside these padded walls
Makin obscene telephone calls
And throwin tv dinners to the hogs

I never trust a naked eskimo
And dont you eat that purple snow
Revolting and disgusting
My belly buttons rusting
Theres nobody here but us frogs

They say Im crazy
But I couldnt care less
Why dont they leave me alone
Cant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill
Bein mentally ill, yes I do
They seem to think its a crime
But its a pleasure sublime, oh yes

Thats why Im happy here inside these padded walls
Makin obscene telephone calls
And throwin tv dinners to the hogs
I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot
And wilshire boulevards a commie plot

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant
Superblier commended, eccentric and demented
Theres nobody here but us
Nobody here but us
Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it
Nobody here but us frogs