The Alternative Polka lyrics


Weird Al Yankovic

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loser by beck
Soy un perdidor
Im a loser, baby
So why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
Im a loser, baby
So why dont you kill me?

Hey!

sex type thing by stone temple pilots
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said Im gonna get close to you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you, too
Hurt you, too
I know whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know, you know
Here I come I come I come I come
Here I come I come I come

all I wanna do by sheryl crow
All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

closer by nine inch nails
Help me--i broke apart my insides
Help me--Ive got no soul to sell
Help me--the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna [doink] you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna [clong] you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

bang and blame by rem
You bang bang bang bang bang
Blame blame blame
You bang bang bang bang bang
Its not my thing so let it go

you oughta know by alanis morisette
cause the love that you gave
That we made
Wasnt able to make it
Enough for you to be open wide
No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
Youd hold me until you died?
til you died
Well, youre still alive
And Im here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
Its not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know

Hey!

bullet with butterfly wings by smashing pumpkins
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage

my friends by red hot chili peppers
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely, too
When you dont know yourself

Ill stick around by foo fighters
I dont owe you anything!
I dont owe you anything!
I dont owe you anything!
I dont owe you anything!

black hole sun by soundgarden
Black hole sun
Wont you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Wont you come, wont you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun
Wont you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun
Wont you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun

basket case by green day
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think Im cracking up
And am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned-oh-oh-oh-oh-ned?

Hey!

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Albums

Weird Al Yankovic - Straight Outta Lynwood
Weird Al Yankovic -  Straight Outta Lynwood

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Running With Scissors
"Weird Al" Yankovic -  Running With Scissors

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle Hat
"Weird Al" Yankovic -  Poodle Hat

Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid
Weird Al Yankovic -  Dare to Be Stupid

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 1
"Weird Al" Yankovic -  Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 1

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bad Hair Day
"Weird Al" Yankovic -  Bad Hair Day

Weird Al Yankovic - Off the Deep End
Weird Al Yankovic -  Off the Deep End

Weird Al Yankovic - Even Worse
Weird Al Yankovic -  Even Worse

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 2
"Weird Al" Yankovic -  Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 2

Weird Al Yankovic - In 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic -  In 3-D