I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtubs filled with perrier
What can I say
This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when Im in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
Im an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I cant really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think its pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
Theyve been waitin there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life

Youre dead for a real long time
You just cant prevent it
So if money cant buy happiness
I guess Ill have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell Im a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, Im the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life

Thats right, Im the king, number one
I buy monographed kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure aint free
Its such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life