Ive got a private eye to see if youve a mother
Ive got a private eye to find out where you go
Ive got a private eye to see if youve a lover
Ive got a private eye to tell me what you know

You really should tread much more careful
Or youre going to get a stareful from my private eye

Ive got a private eye to search the seas and skies
Ive got a private eye to follow you around
Ive got a private eye to tear off your disguise
Ive got a private eye to make you look just like a clown

You really should...
Ive got a private eye to see if youve a mother...

It nearly stopped my heart from beating
When I found out you were meeting my private eye