Ive got girls, theyre in my room.
The only things my room is not here.
10 til 2, the clock wont move, detention hall is better with beer.

I can do it all in my room.
I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on).
I am the king in my room.
I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose.

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Shapow! how do you like me know?
Shazam, I dont think you understand.
Shaquick! here I got a 10 inch, tv screen . . . only in my room.

Ive got green, its in my room.
The only things my room is not here.
Pitching tents, inside my pants.
Theres a pool of drool by my ear.

I can fake it all in my room, I can be a quarterback,
Im the coolest guy in school (check it).
I can get on down in my room.
I can go and freak rebecca romijn in the nude.

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Tv, munchies, ______, dvd in my room.
Watchin juggies, spankin monkies, doughnut dunkin in my room.
Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies, in my room.
Write a shitty record, for my record label in my room.

In my room, in my room, in my rooooooommm!! (x3).

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