I found an empty house in my neighborhood,
I knew that wer shouldnt but I thought we could.
Knew it wouldnt be hard to slide into the backyard,
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard.
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio.

Bettys in the sauna and shes getting kind of hot,
Marys in the icebox wishin she was not.
Connies in the whirlpool, jimmys tryin to be cool,
Libbys in the bushes cause shes nobodys fool.
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio.

Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence,
Mary didnt make it and we havent seen her since.
Connie had another drink, jimmy simply couldnt think,
Billy g. was passed out underneath the sink.
But everybodys gonna show for another party on the patio.